After I heard about the mandatory directive to incorporate the Christian Holy Bible into classroom education in Oklahoma, I read the Instructional Support Guidelines for Teachers that was circulated by the Oklahoma State Superintendent of Public Instruction. I thought to myself , wow — this would really take teachers a long time to do this all by themselves. This is really a lot to ask of very busy folks that are already doing an incredibly important (though often thankless job) for very meager compensation. The King James version of the Bible is 783,137 words long. That’s about seventy hours of reading just to go through it one time not to mention creating activities and lessons built around the OSDE guidance for literature, art, history, music, social studies, and other teachers.